The Legend of Hercules (2014) Beobachten Film

The Legend of Hercules may not track, but Harlin still knows how to set up a rousing circus.. [Other "Hercules" movies] at least n...

Kampf der Titanen (2010) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

Clash of the Titans, which was directed by Louis Letterier, is strictly no-D.. A roaring old-school action adventure for kids, with as many ...

Das Medaillon (2003) Download Voll

This H.K./U.S. co-production at times plays as if it were aimed at children, but more often simply seems to be aiming blind at whatever genr...

Bruce Allmächtig (2003) Film Abspielen

Something between an indiscretion and an atrocity, in the key of that most human yet loathsome of self-indulgences, vanity.. . A rare window...

Zahnfee auf Bewährung (2010) Download Voll

Beware of Jackie Chan movies featuring the transformational powers of tuxedoes or medallions.. As you may have guessed, this is purely synth...

Jonah Hex (2010) Streaming-

If this represents the true vision of director Jimmy Hayward, then I have only one question: What was he thinking?. Bracingly inept.. It'...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Film Abspielen

A package of cinematic Pop Rocks, a neon-hued, defiantly non-nutritive confection that nonetheless makes you laugh at its sheer bold novelty...

Underworld: Awakening (2012) Voll Streaming

Watching the film is strangely like looking at the same three still frames of supernatural battles over and over for 90 minutes.. . Once aga...

Horton hört ein Hu! (2008) Film Abspielen

Audiences considering "Season of the Witch" should heed the timeless advice of its ancestor "Holy Grail" -- run away!. A...

Ratatouille (2007) Streaming-

'Complications arose, ensued, were overcome,' Jack says at one point. Not entirely, but Dead Man's Chest is worth weighing ancho...

Der Pakt - The Covenant (2006) Online-Streaming-

There is not a scary scene in the whole movie.. ... profoundly mediocre .... Movies like this are why we have eyelids.. Anyone with half a b...

Manolo und das Buch des Lebens (2014) Wiedergabe Von Streaming-

This often beautiful and too-often moribund, if exhaustingly frenetic, feature tends to be less energetic than the dead people waltzing thro...

300: Rise of an Empire (2014) Download Voll

The mere existence of 300: Rise of an Empire is worthy of note, especially the inventive means by which the story has been advanced.. If the...

Die Liga der außergewöhnlichen Gentlemen (2003) Film-Streaming

At least it puts forth a sound message: Kids, avoid overdoing it on sweets -- especially candy that doubles as drywall.. The League is a mov...

Schweinchen Wilbur und seine Freunde (2006) Film-Streaming

If only the pieces added up to an experience that sticks and that didn't finally succumb to a shrug of entropy.. Lots of movies about th...

Aquamarin - Die vernixte erste Liebe (2006) Film-Streaming

It feels like a film made by a committee, for a demographic rather than an audience. It's a tale full of sound and fury (and flying bodi...

Men in Black 2 (2002) Streaming-

The first film was laugh-till- you-can't- remember-what- you're-laughing -at funny, while MIIB prefers gags that take a second or tw...

John Carter - Zwischen zwei Welten (2012) Beobachten Film

Against the odds, "John Carter'' is itself pretty amazing - an epic pulp saga that slowly rises to the level of its best imitat...

Dragonball Evolution (2009) Download Voll

A hyperactively messy little adventure fantasy in which movement is everything and meaning means nothing.. I don't know if 3-D could imp...

Evan Allmächtig (2007) Beobachten Film

This is PG-rated proselytizing tinged with Al Gore self-righteousness, all with the narrative thrust of a film about the apocalypse starring...